I know you’re really concerned about identity theft. After all, it must cost you millions of dollars every year! So I’m not really surprised that you put the following on the back of the envelope containing my latest statement:
The problem is that, well, the text you’ve put on the back of the envelope kinda broadcasts the fact that it contains sensitive personal information. Maybe next month you might consider writing something less likely to catch the eye of evildoers? Something like “IDENTITY THIEVES–INQUIRE WITHIN”?